Things I’m Willing To Admit About Myself


I could be what some people would call a “odd duck,” or “strange ranger.” The Urban Dictionary defines the latter as someone who marches to the tune of their own sequin-clad, boot-wearing, star-wars-lovin’ drummer (The accuracy there is on point for me). I have a unique sense of humor and a reputation for being the person that will always […]

We Grow Up So Fast


I live in a world of contradiction. Take today for instance; I was really throwing myself a party because I had made the adult decision to actually fill my gas tank. Like full. I kind of hate the act of getting gas; I don’t know what it is. The standing? The waiting? I just feel […]

On Mercury Retrograde


Have you been feeling a little off lately? Like everything that could possibly go wrong, is indubitably going wrong? Perhaps you went to put in a tampon and stuck a banana up there instead. Maybe you left the house without pants on, or drunk dialed your Mom instead of your girlfriend. Now, if you were […]