The Time I Moved To Idaho


The time I moved to Idaho – what a conundrum I am finally starting to solve and make peace with. I’m going to be real blunt and let y’all know that I went about doing so the entirely wrong way, although I’m not sure there was a better option considering the circumstances. I didn’t mean […]

Sayulita Day 4: Free Willy


I wrote Day 3 without even looking at my notes. I only missed two bullet points – The first highlighted the personal frustration to bring tampons over my Diva Cup, which led me to blame that for gratuitous queefing during my sun salutations. If you want to pretend that bodily functions do not occur in […]

How I Became a Big Ole Lesbo


I never really came out. There was no defining moment, where I sat friends or family down, screamed it from a rooftop, and when I got there – no rainbow red carpet I walked down where Ellen DeGeneres & Melissa Etheridge awaited with a glittery trophy as the Indigo Girls sang ‘Closer to Fine’ in […]

I’ve Peaked


I’m sitting here with a celebratory glass of whiskey like I deserve it for the sole attainment of the minute task of feeling inspired to sit down and write. If you’re not a writer you probably don’t understand writer’s block, and how it builds up inside of you as you hold a million words and […]

I’m In Love & Shit


We were lying down on the twin-sized mattress she claimed as a bed in the loft space she shared with two other roommates. Our bodies were on top of a bizarre dinosaur themed quilt she’d picked up second hand years ago and insisted on carting along with her on her travels. I couldn’t help thinking […]

I’m Garbage With Girls


There’s a cute girl who works for UPS that comes by my office almost everyday. She makes my gaydar ping so last week I decided to be bold and finally say something to her. What suave statement did I make to get her attention? Did I tell her the color brown suited her? That it […]

Bitches Get Shit Done


After reading this amazing blog post from Buzzfeed (20 Things Lesbians Are Tired Of Hearing) I started to dwell upon my qualms as they related to being a lesbian in a largely heteronormative world. I love being gay, I really do. I probably have more fun than you as a direct result of my gayness. […]

Lesbians: Moving At The Speed Of Light


Q: What do Lesbians bring on the second date? A: A U-Haul. We’ve all seen it happen. Lesbians go from Lez-be-friends to Lez-be-girlfriends to OMG Lez-be-2gether 4-ever in what seems like the blink of an eye. Similar to James Dean, Lesbians live life on the edge, ignore the clear cut rules of society, and create their own. […]