I’m Garbage With Girls


There’s a cute girl who works for UPS that comes by my office almost everyday. She makes my gaydar ping so last week I decided to be bold and finally say something to her. What suave statement did I make to get her attention? Did I tell her the color brown suited her? That it […]

“Dating Is Horrifying”


This is all I could text to my friend after what I realized, was my “first date ever.” If parent’s continued to scrapbook after the toddler stage, twenty-eight-years-old would have marked “Baby’s First Date.” Yes, I am in my late twenties, as we know – awkward as ever, and just starting to date. I got […]