The Past And The Pending


The other day, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Okay, well since I don’t share a bed with anyone you could argue that my bed doesn’t have “sides” and this excuse for a melancholy day is trite and unreasonable. To you I have one thing to say: stop interrupting me when […]

An Open Letter To Myself


Dear Tanya, Stop being a dick to yourself. Seriously, sometimes you have NO regard for the human being you are – and you’re a pretty decent one. But you do stupid shit like arbitrarily go on hikes without enough water, and face the sun with little to no sunscreen. In case you missed the memo, […]