Lisa Lives On


So apparently not only do I not have any true friends, but I also never, ever have. Case and point: If I did have, or ever had a friend, clearly I would already have received my lifetime membership to the Lisa Frank fan club from my lifetime friend. Now, I’m not sure what this membership even includes […]

Tanya Loves Toys: Part One


I feel lucky to have grown up when I did, very lucky. Sure we had television and a moderate level of technology, but the television wasn’t my baby-sitter and there was no such thing as a smart phone. Honestly, at this point in time a 5 year old can probably work an iPhone better than […]

RIP Lisa Frank


Okay, so Lisa Frank isn’t dead. According to their corporate information their headquarters is located in  Tucson, Arizona so I imagine she’s sitting on her back porch drinking a mojito, staring at a cactus, and laughing about how rich she got making stickers and notebooks with unicorns and homoerotic polar bears. What is dead, is me […]

Lisa Frank Is Still On Drugs


Meet Buffy, Brandi and Pawla (nice play on words Lisa!). According to this wrap sheet they are best friends who go to the “Beary Cool School” where they are cheerleaders. I’m assuming made it for their gymnastic skills and not their good looks and popularity. They like “When their team wins!” and dislike “When their […]

Lisa Frank Liked Drugs.


A few days ago, for no particular reason, I found myself googling Lisa Frank. Don’t give me that blank stare, you know who she is. You owned her trapper keepers, notebooks, pencils, folder, and stickers – YOU DID. They were covered in neon baby tigers and magical unicorns eating lollypops and you loved it. You […]