I’m In Love & Shit


We were lying down on the twin-sized mattress she claimed as a bed in the loft space she shared with two other roommates. Our bodies were on top of a bizarre dinosaur themed quilt she’d picked up second hand years ago and insisted on carting along with her on her travels. I couldn’t help thinking […]

I’m Choosing Gay


  Today, I mistakenly stumbled upon something on the internet that made me feel weird. And not like good weird, like the way I feel when I drink too much and end up having a solo-dance party to Taylor Swift while whining about how much I love her and how I just wish she would […]

A Letter To Myself, Part Duex


Almost a year ago, at the dawn of my reemergence into the great Beehive State – I wrote a blog entry that was entitled: “An Open Letter to Myself.” In this letter I not only offered up advice to yours truly that I’m sure as shit I didn’t take; but I also challenged myself about […]

Baby I Was Born This Gay


The other day I made the mistake of perusing the Gay & Lesbian section of Netflix. What exactly will follow is yet to be seen, but I’m pretty sure it goes a little something like this: I fall into a big, gay black hole and I’m never seen again. Tell my parents goodbye, and please […]

On Being Gay


I am not a real human being right now. I haven’t changed my socks in three days, my legs are hairy to the point they are itchy, and I don’t think I’ve had an actual meal in over a week. Yes ladies and germs – it’s the old end of the semester crunch. I have […]

I Coulda Been A Contender


I remembered something the other day – I used to make a fool of myself on YouTube on almost a weekly basis. I worked with several collabs, had a personal channel, and rendered myself somewhere along a line-up of D list lesbians (“D list” is being very, very generous) Yet along that long, and dyke […]