On Being Gay


I am not a real human being right now. I haven’t changed my socks in three days, my legs are hairy to the point they are itchy, and I don’t think I’ve had an actual meal in over a week. Yes ladies and germs – it’s the old end of the semester crunch. I have […]

Lesbians: Moving At The Speed Of Light


Q: What do Lesbians bring on the second date? A: A U-Haul. We’ve all seen it happen. Lesbians go from Lez-be-friends to Lez-be-girlfriends to OMG Lez-be-2gether 4-ever in what seems like the blink of an eye. Similar to James Dean, Lesbians live life on the edge, ignore the clear cut rules of society, and create their own. […]