“Dating Is Horrifying”


This is all I could text to my friend after what I realized, was my “first date ever.” If parent’s continued to scrapbook after the toddler stage, twenty-eight-years-old would have marked “Baby’s First Date.” Yes, I am in my late twenties, as we know – awkward as ever, and just starting to date. I got […]

How To Be Eternally Single


I bet some of you look at me and think: How is she possibly single? Adversely others may look at me and say “That makes total sense” (consider yourself dead to me but also that I’m in agreement with the latter statement). Anyways I bet some of you are wondering how I do it, how […]