The Time I Married People


We were all drinking whiskey whilst sitting on the floor. It was a common occurrence; too many friends and too little seating so we sprawled in the space we had making the best of it, sipping our respective cocktails, and talking about the impending nuptials of our friends Sam and Emily. At this point in […]

My Actual Dating Life


This isn’t the first time I’ve devoted an entire blog entry to the topic at large, and I’m sure as shit it won’t be the last. The people in my life seem to like me and as a result I am constantly showered with the sentiment of; “But you’re so great! I don’t understand why […]

A Letter To Myself, Part Duex


Almost a year ago, at the dawn of my reemergence into the great Beehive State – I wrote a blog entry that was entitled: “An Open Letter to Myself.” In this letter I not only offered up advice to yours truly that I’m sure as shit I didn’t take; but I also challenged myself about […]

The Joy Of A Simple Saturday


Life is pretty simple when you think about it. We as humans love to complicate it – trap ourselves in glass cases of emotion, live on the brink of the next existential crisis, stress about money and love or the lack thereof. But when you paw through the muck and release yourself of all the […]

The Past And The Pending


The other day, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Okay, well since I don’t share a bed with anyone you could argue that my bed doesn’t have “sides” and this excuse for a melancholy day is trite and unreasonable. To you I have one thing to say: stop interrupting me when […]