Bitches Get Shit Done


After reading this amazing blog post from Buzzfeed (20 Things Lesbians Are Tired Of Hearing) I started to dwell upon my qualms as they related to being a lesbian in a largely heteronormative world. I love being gay, I really do. I probably have more fun than you as a direct result of my gayness. […]

Songs For Sexiness


Are you looking for some sexy panty dropping tunes? If so, you’ve come to the right place. And by right I mean terribly wrong – I’m literally the last person that should ever give any type of information relevant to a sexual reality. I recently said, verbatim, that my favorite part of giving a tour […]

On Being Gay


I am not a real human being right now. I haven’t changed my socks in three days, my legs are hairy to the point they are itchy, and I don’t think I’ve had an actual meal in over a week. Yes ladies and germs – it’s the old end of the semester crunch. I have […]

Lesbians: Moving At The Speed Of Light


Q: What do Lesbians bring on the second date? A: A U-Haul. We’ve all seen it happen. Lesbians go from Lez-be-friends to Lez-be-girlfriends to OMG Lez-be-2gether 4-ever in what seems like the blink of an eye. Similar to James Dean, Lesbians live life on the edge, ignore the clear cut rules of society, and create their own. […]