Sweet Melissa, we hardly knew ye. I had a weird feeling when we parted ways this morning – when I normally come to the table and put my hands anywhere near your Betta Bits, you always dance for them. You would think I don’t feed you ever based on this, even though I routinely gave […]
I don’t want to talk about the election. I checked out of a bad date once after the girl told me she would never vote because “it didn’t matter.” She also had a back piece of Ron Burgundy that said “I’m kind of a big deal,” and used the word “self-absorbent” when she meant to […]
Here we find ourselves again. I’d like to say that like a fine wine, I’ve gotten better with age – but replace “better” with “lamer” and you’ve got yourself a more accurate description of my current affect. Okay, then maybe replace “lamer” with “tamer” because that sounds better and also I’m sorry I’m making you […]
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