Whole 30: Fin.


25: A lot of people have asked along the way if I’m losing weight. For the duration, it was hard to tell. I felt good, but I wasn’t seeing any physical results, something I was equal parts frustrated and okay with. My frustration only stemmed from the fact I’ve had friends who have cut out […]

Whole 30 Recap: Week 3


We are now in the freakin’ 20’s as far as days go. Did I think I would make it this far? Jesus Christ guys – yes, yes I did. I’m not that pathetic, it’s only 30 days. Give me a little credit, okay? I mean I have vomited out the back window of a cab, […]

Whole 30: Week Two Recap


In the words and spirit of John Bon Jovi – we’re halfway there, woah livin’ on a prayer. If the Whole 30 was a 5k, we’d be 1.53343 miles deep, and if we were halfway through traveling around the world I think we’d be floating in the Indian Ocean somewhere. I don’t know, I’m not […]

The Whole 30: Week One Recap


Once or twice a year I like to torture myself and do some kind of cleanse – usually I do the Master Cleanse, which entails nothing but drinking lemon water with cayenne pepper and maple syrup for 10 days, coupled with laxative tea and salt water flushes. As you can imagine, it’s a very attractive […]