I’m the proud owner of a neurotic dog who also happens to be tiny. Every time someone walks in the door, the demise of her life begins again. “You were gone forever,” she barks, “How could you have left me to run up to the grocery store to grab the cilantro you forgot?” She’s like a […]
Sometimes days conspire against you. They take on your optimistic affect with squalor and turn it into a no-good, very bad day. These are the days you literally slip on a banana peel, step on a bucket, which then in turn flies into the air clumsily until it lands on your head. Today was a […]
I was sitting in the back of a coworker’s car when the conversation turned to hair washing. Normally I have a filter that shuts off my hearing when I hear words like “makeup,” or “shopping” but curious I listened on: “I only wash my hair once a week,” she says, “I’m on about day five […]
