“Whatever You Are Be A Good One”


Whether you’re watching the Jersey Shore and feel inspired when the gang uses catchphrases like “I’m gonna do me,” or you prefer taking the advice of fore-father Abraham Lincoln (lame!) and you know – being “a good one” at whatever you are; I come to you today with the most simple of all messages: wherever […]

The Past And The Pending


The other day, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Okay, well since I don’t share a bed with anyone you could argue that my bed doesn’t have “sides” and this excuse for a melancholy day is trite and unreasonable. To you I have one thing to say: stop interrupting me when […]

On Mercury Retrograde


Have you been feeling a little off lately? Like everything that could possibly go wrong, is indubitably going wrong? Perhaps you went to put in a tampon and stuck a banana up there instead. Maybe you left the house without pants on, or drunk dialed your Mom instead of your girlfriend. Now, if you were […]