A few weeks ago I posted an entry on my favorite ce(lesbians) who are bringing sexy back. In this entry I talked about Clementine Ford, best known for her role as “Molly Kroll” in the Showtime series, the L Word. Ford is open about her sexuality, and to my knowledge was at the time I wrote this entry dating the lead singer of the band the 4 Non Blondes, Linda Perry. I’d like to quote myself when I made the witty pun that for “a cutie McLezbi-pants such as Ms. Ford, she could certainly have something else goin’ on in that department.”
Now, Darlene – sorry “Sara Gilbert” split from her partner of 10 years, Allison Adler after a staggering lesbian century – 10 years. However this amazing and eloquent article from dlisted claimed: “Sara Gilbert hopped off of her partner of 10 years and landed right on the crotch of 4 Non Blonde’s Linda Perry.”
No one may know the specifics, with the exception of Darlene’s vagina, and I don’t even want to think about that.
What I really can’t fathom the thought of is the fact that Linda Perry, who mind you is insane looking was with Clementine Ford for a lesbian milli-century, almost 3 years. What’s goin on now?
Does this mean Clementine Ford is single? Because if she’s accepting applications, mine’s already half filled out.