Okay, so Lisa Frank isn’t dead. According to their corporate information their headquarters is located in Tucson, Arizona so I imagine she’s sitting on her back porch drinking a mojito, staring at a cactus, and laughing about how rich she got making stickers and notebooks with unicorns and homoerotic polar bears. What is dead, is me […]
I recently spent nearly 4 days surrounded by thousands of dirty, sweaty hippies at the music festival Gathering of the Vibes. Back in the day, I attended this festival every year. However, revisiting it almost five years later at a more “adult” age wove a completely different story. I was reminded of a very small detail […]
If you know me, you know I am one handsome lady. I’m constantly making others feel bad about themselves because I’m so attractive . I can’t help it and I didn’t wish for this, it was how I was born. (This) + […]
Hello Children. Today we are going to talk about why Penguins are AW(emphasis on the “awww”)some. I recently took my maiden voyage to the Salt Lake City Aquarium, where I not only stood in front of the tank watching the little suckers for a period of about thirty minutes, but then also went back after I had […]
The 90’s was a weird time for everyone. Every era was so distinctly defined up to that point. The 50’s was Leave It To Beaver, the 60’s was all about free love and multiple sexual partners, the 70’s had disco inferno, and the 80’s…well, it was the 80’s. Then we get to the 90’s. Strung […]
Meet Buffy, Brandi and Pawla (nice play on words Lisa!). According to this wrap sheet they are best friends who go to the “Beary Cool School” where they are cheerleaders. I’m assuming made it for their gymnastic skills and not their good looks and popularity. They like “When their team wins!” and dislike “When their […]
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