Last night I was packing for my Fourth of July getaway (to fabulous Connecticut) and I instinctively started humming the song “Leaving on a Jet Plane,” as in order to arrive at my exotic destination I need to leave – on a jet plane. The only discrepancy is that I know when I’ll be back […]
I don’t mind drunken people, I really don’t. On occasion, I am one of them. Now, what I do mind – is when they take what would otherwise be an excellent song, and ruin it forever for me. For someone with virtually no ability to carry a tune, I have always appreciated karaoke regardless. Chances […]
Two girls. Twenty-four chicken nuggets. Four new delicious dipping sauces. One mission: to eat the shit out of them. It all started innocently enough. We pulled around to the drive-thru and ordered two ten piece McNuggets and an additional four piece to be on the safe side, ensuring there would be enough nuggets to make […]
I want to briefly talk about Sylvia Plath, specifically why I like her and why she was such a raging bad ass. 1. She was a Masshole. 2. She made me hate poetry a lot less. 3. She went to Smith. Which means there’s probably a 99.9% chance she messed around with chicks at some […]
If you know me, you know I have a love/hate relationship with yoga – and by love/hate, I mostly err on the side on hate. Now I’ve given it a go, the old college try if you will but I’ve only learned a few things from yoga – and they haven’t been how to rejuvenate […]
A few days ago, for no particular reason, I found myself googling Lisa Frank. Don’t give me that blank stare, you know who she is. You owned her trapper keepers, notebooks, pencils, folder, and stickers – YOU DID. They were covered in neon baby tigers and magical unicorns eating lollypops and you loved it. You […]
