Why I Hate Ben Affleck


Last night I was packing for my Fourth of July getaway (to fabulous Connecticut) and I instinctively started humming the song “Leaving on a Jet Plane,” as in order to arrive at my exotic destination I need to leave – on a jet plane. The only discrepancy is that I know when I’ll be back […]

Drunk People Ruin Music


I don’t mind drunken people, I really don’t. On occasion, I am one of them. Now, what I do mind – is when they take what would otherwise be an excellent song, and ruin it forever for me. For someone with virtually no ability to carry a tune, I have always appreciated karaoke regardless. Chances […]

Why I Hate Yoga


If you know me, you know I have a love/hate relationship with yoga – and by love/hate, I mostly err on the side on hate. Now I’ve given it a go, the old college try if you will but I’ve only learned a few things from yoga – and they haven’t been how to rejuvenate […]

Lisa Frank Liked Drugs.


A few days ago, for no particular reason, I found myself googling Lisa Frank. Don’t give me that blank stare, you know who she is. You owned her trapper keepers, notebooks, pencils, folder, and stickers – YOU DID. They were covered in neon baby tigers and magical unicorns eating lollypops and you loved it. You […]